0412 306 146
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I want to know why she's looking away from the mailbox. Are there drugs in the envelope? Is she trying to figure out why her butt's so bumpy?
The technological age is wonderful, but it's still nice to put a face to a name, especially when you're as good looking as I am. To that end, I'm available for in-person meetings, or we can Skype and discuss your project in the virtual flesh.
Find a comfortable place to sit. Before you close your eyes, get a sense of your surroundings; the size of the room, the stench of the decomposing body you've been meaning to dump in the neighbour's bin, the feel of the air against your clammy, will-I-get-away-with-it skin. Now close your eyes, breathe deep into your belly and in a booming voice, speak your message.
If for some bizarre reason I don't reply, please try contacting me via one of the methods above.