Best Comedy Promo
Best Entertainment Promo
Manuscript in Development
Communication mediums have changed a bit over the years. From rocks to radio, typewriters to tablets, smoke signals to smart phones. But you know what hasn’t changed? My underwear. I’m wearing the same pair I was wearing in 400 AD.
Seriously though, you know what hasn’t changed? The importance of good communication. Whether you’re wooing a lover in 1582 or writing a website in 2017, you need to get the message right. You want to communicate to an audience but you also want that audience to behave or feel a certain way. You want them to trust you, respect you and ultimately, choose you over your competition.
I'm Kim by the way. I should have introduced myself earlier but I got carried away with my Roman bikini. Anyway, I've been writing since I was a wee tacker and crafting messages professionally for over twenty years.
I like sculpting words to connect, convince, inform and entertain. I like combining my creative instincts and my marketing experience to help clients get chosen over their competition. Give me a call if your messages could do with some therapy and you don't mind the smell of sixteen hundred year old undies.
Presenter Scripts for Television, Radio & Online Talent.
Emcee Scripts for Fundraisers, Industry Events & Conferences.
Product Launches & Presentations.
You've got your talent sorted. Now all you need is someone talented to write for them!
From television events aimed at millions of viewers to product launches designed for a select few, from packed industry conferences to intimate company presentations, The Message Therapist specializes in creating entertaining and effective scripts for presenters.
Landing Pages, Bios, FAQs, Product Pages, Contact Pages, Blogs.
Pages, Profiles, Bios, Ads, Content.
App Descriptions, Promos, SMS & Push Notifications.
Brochures & Newsletters.
Think about the last time you bought something online or clicked the subscribe button on a newsletter. How did you pick one merchant from all the others? Why that newsletter when you delete so many?
You may know the reason or you may have ‘just’ followed your gut; I say 'just’ because neuroscience shows decision-making is primarily emotional. Whatever you based your decision on, I’ll bet my favourite pair of undies, somewhere in the process, words convinced you.
Words are hugely important. Unfortunately, the internet’s flooded with them. Worse, people don’t read the web they way they read a book or a friend's text. They're time-poor and hungry for a narrow band of information. They scan scan scan until they find a match for a specific need.
If you’re getting prospects to visit your website or open your emails, congratulations, that’s no mean feat. If you’re getting them to take the actions your communications were designed to illicit, then you’re doing something very right and your bottom line no doubt reflects that.
If your emails are being trashed unopened or your prospects are doing a three-sixty three seconds after clicking your website, you may need to book your sales and web copy in for some message therapy. If only you knew a Message Therapist.
Creative Concepts for Campaigns Big and Small, On-air, Online and Old-school.
Advertising Copy for all Media and all Platforms.
Congratulations. You know what your marketing objective is, you've clearly defined your target audience and you've clicked your heels three times to discover not only are your calves out of shape but you don't actually have a creative concept to execute your plan. That's where The Message Therapist comes in. With her '5 Easy Steps to Killer Calves'.... actually, my calves could use some work, but my concept and copy muscles are bulging and ready to lift you wherever you wanna go.
Infographics & Explainers, Comedy.
Landing Pages, About Us, Services & Product Demonstrations.
Training & Sales Videos.
It doesn't matter whether the star of your video is a stick figure, a statistic or a real live human (as opposed to a dead one who I'm told charges less); the star is the communicator, not the key. Without a strong concept and professionally-crafted copy, the communicator has as much chance of attracting customers as an empty box (unless you're in the business of selling empty boxes, in which case go ahead and use the box).
If you're not in the packing and moving business, use The Message Therapist. She's an expert at producing quality video tailored to specific needs. She's also aware fish now have better attention spans than humans and is especially talented at using humour and creativity to reel leads in.
Business Names, Taglines & Slogans.
Web Copy, from Scratch or Rewrites for Rebrands.
Ad Copy for Digital and Print.
Funding & Pitch Documentation.
You've got the idea, the business plan and the people. You've got new digs and optimism on tap. But apart from your mum, does anyone know you're here? Does your name capture your essence and attention? New website up? When's the party? Got a speech?
Or maybe you're an established business, the door got busted down because it fell off its hinges and you've decided to rebrand. You'll need scripts, concepts and new hinges. I can't help with the hinges, but I'm a veteran of many rebrands (don't worry, the wounds heal eventually) and highly-trained in turning new strategic landscapes into blossoming creative content.
Sketches, Skits, Videos.
One-liners, Gags, Speeches.
Articles, Blogs, Social Media.
Newsletters & Email Campaigns.
Stories, Ghostwriting, Memoirs.
I was six when I published my first book. It was self-published because I was ahead of the curve and because it was shit. An unspecified number of years later, having put a shitload of work into my craft, my creative writing is less shit. As evidence of this improvement in fecal quality, I'm a recipient of the Harper Collins Varuna Award for Manuscript Development, the Varuna Writers’ Centre Editorial Fellowship & the Varuna Writers’ Centre Mentorship. I'd be honored to write creatively for you and promise not to be a potty mouth, unless it's requested, in which case I promise to shit it in.
As for comedy, it's my strong suit. My therapist calls it a defence mechanism that interferes with my ability to sustain relationships but she's dead now and I don't want to draw attention to that when I worked so hard on my alibi. Instead, I'll draw attention to the power of comedy as a sales and communication tool. Making people laugh is a proven way of gaining traction in a crowded marketplace.
Officially, my comedy has earnt me Gold & Silver Promax Awards. Unofficially, I've noticed people laughing at me, even when I'm not naked.